se3ep7 Surro-Gate

Francine decides to be a surrogate, against Stan's wishes, for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg. Meanwhile, after Klaus swears horrible revenge on Steve and Roger after a prank, the two become reclusive and hide in the attic.

se3ep6 The 42-Year-Old Virgin

At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone and is therefore a "killing virgin." Stan's image in the house changes quite a bit, so Roger and the guys decide to help him pop his killing cherry.

se3ep5 Haylias

Hayley, having been brainwashed as a child by the CIA, is placed under Stan's control after he activates her trigger word to stop her from moving to France; Stan, however, discovers that doing so has deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become rival detectives.

se3ep4 Big Trouble in Little Langley

Francine's foster parents come to stay with the Smiths; Stan is greatly annoyed by their presence that he decides to find Francine's real parents, hoping it will set things right. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

se3ep3 Dope & Faith

Stan thinks God has sent him a friend after praying for one. The man turns out to be an atheist, however, so Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life miserable. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted at Hogwarts.


Note: 'lávate las manos' means 'wash your hands'

se3ep2 Meter Made

During an attempt to gain respect and be a "somebody," Stan finds himself becoming a meter maid. He and Francine then use his authority as such in everyday life to get away with anything. Meanwhile, Roger paints a nude picture of Hayley.

se3ep1 The Vacation Goo

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificial memories created by the CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she demands a real vacation. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.

se2ep19 Joint Custody

Roger and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana across the country. But when the truth is revealed, Stan offers some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve becomes convinced that he has been cursed with a psychic gift.

se2ep18 The Magnificent Steven

Stan recounts his story of how he set out on a quest to make Steve a man, which gets him prosecuted for slaughtering contaminated cattle. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

se2ep17 I Can't Stan You

Stan brings some special CIA equipment home to eavesdrop on neighbors, discovering what they really think about him. To get back at them, he has the entire neighborhood evicted. Meanwhile Roger convinces Steve to join him in scamming store owners out of money.

se2ep16 When a Stan Loves a Woman

Stan feels his marriage is on shaky ground after discovering Francine's secret sex garden, so Francine insists on a divorce in order to rekindle their romance, and so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink.

se2ep15 Four Little Words

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so that she'll stop asking questions.

se2ep14 An Apocalypse to Remember

A misunderstanding at the CIA leads Stan to believe it's the end of the world. Even after he realizes his error, he keeps his family convinced they are the last people on Earth so they can respect him. Meanwhile, Roger gets married so he can buy a new blender.

se2ep13 Black Mystery Month

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy thats been going on since the Civil War and strives to expose it to the public. Meanwhile, Roger stalls during a game of Jenga with Hayley.

(This episode is a parody of the Illuminati, a secret society. Do some research, weird stuff.)

se2ep12 A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

When Roger is rejected by Steve, he heads out in search of a new human companion. But when his new friend starts to abuse Roger, Steve and Hayley plot to get Roger out of the bad relationship. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

se2ep11 American Dream Factory

Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory when he feels he's slowing down at work. But when he discovers that quick profit equals hard work, he resorts to using illegal aliens for cheap labor. Meanwhile, Roger begins to take over Steve's rock band.

se2ep10 Bush Comes To Dinner

President Bush come over to the Smiths' house for dinner after Stan wins an essay-writing contest, prompting Hayley to drill him on the Iraq War. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger are convinced they know where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but ultimately get the President drunk.

se2ep9 The Best Christmas Story Never Told

With Stan's Christmas spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of the Vietnam War and killing Jane Fonda.

se2ep8 Irregarding Steve

When Roger helps Steve see how stupid Stan is, they run away to New York to become successful. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, which is promptly destroyed during a lightning storm.

se2ep7 Of Ice and Men

Francine discovers Stan's passion for figure skating and becomes his pairs partner, but Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

se2ep6 Iced, Iced Babies

After Steve begins taking his relationship with his girlfriend to a new level, Francine develops empty nest syndrome and tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a college professor and Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan.

se2ep5 Dungeons and Wagons

After discovering Francine is looking for some excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend Jeff, who joins Steve's world of online gaming.

se2ep4 Lincoln Lover

Stan, who is normally homophobic, tries to live out his dream of speaking at the Republican National Convention by acting gay. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

se2ep3 Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option

Stan loses his confidence when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation, and plots his revenge. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

se2ep2 The American Dad After School Special

After meeting Steve's new overweight girlfriend, Stan becomes obsessed with keeping his own weight under control and becomes anorexic; Steve must then make a hard choice to save his life. Meanwhile, Roger tries to break up Steve and his new girl.